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  • To start with the easy to use rating system. Starting at 100%(or 0) with up and down voting. ~Author Unknown

    When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around.  But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.  ~Author unknown, commonly attributed to Mark Twain but no evidence has yet been found for this (Thanks, Garson O'Toole!)

    I would like to take the same trip in early October,alone. If you have any info or suggestions I would appreciate them ~Author Unknown

    In childhood, we yearn to be grown-ups.  In old age, we yearn to be kids.  It just seems that all would be wonderful if we didn't have to celebrate our birthdays in chronological order.  ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com

    You're not 40, you're eighteen with 22 years experience.  ~Author Unknown


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  • When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around.  But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.  ~Author unknown, commonly attributed to Mark Twain but no evidence has yet been found for this (Thanks, Garson O'Toole!)

    I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now.  ~Author Unknown

    As i know there cant be similar (duplicates) walls, but there can be similar (70-50) % walls, like u can have same wallpaper in 1920x1080 and 1920x1200, but as i know it cant be done... ~Bill Cosby

    I would highly recommend this hotel to everyone who comes this way.It's clean, comfortable and the staff treats you like family. A wonderful overnight stop. ~George Carlin, Brain Droppings, 1997


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  • Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that'll get you home earlier.  ~Dan Bennett

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    Does anyone know the mile marker # at the end of the trail just north of the 370 bridge? Thanks. ~Charles Schulz

    A father is always making his baby into a little woman.  And when she is a woman he turns her back again.  ~Enid Bagnold

    I will come back to your site to see your poetry, I would love to read it. Thank you so much. Love Lauren ~Harmon Killebrew



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  • I used google translator, but i dont understand meaning of "stumble" button, maybe u ment "Related" feature? ~Clarence Budington Kelland

    You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.  ~Ogden Nash

    Father! - to God himself we cannot give a holier name.  ~William Wordsworth

    The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.  ~Lucille Ball





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  • May you live to be a hundred yearsWith one extra year to repent. ~Author Unknown

    Are we not like two volumes of one book?  ~Marceline Desbordes-Valmore

    Sherman made the terrible discovery that men make about their fathers sooner or later... that the man before him was not an aging father but a boy, a boy much like himself, a boy who grew up and had a child of his own and, as best he could, out of a sense of duty and, perhaps love, adopted a role called Being a Father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a Protector, who would keep a lid on all the chaotic and catastrophic possibilities of life.  ~Tom Wolfe, The Bonfire of the Vanities

    I AM LOOKING FOR THE SAFEST RIDE FROM THE KATY TRAIL TO KANSAS CITY. DOES ANYONE HAVE A GOOD ROUTE. ~Herbert Asquith




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